He's got no claim to fame, no social skills, and no hair. We felt sorry for him so now he gets to dress up and wear a wig without fear of arrest.

Previous bands ( we've never heard of them either) include Conditional Wow, Crazy Legs, I-Band and Unlawfully Yours.

During his long and varied career in showbiz Mr Peace has spent time both on the stage and also behind the scenes. It all began in the Top of the Pops studios in 1964 when host Jimmy Saville introduced Cilla Black singing 'Your My World'.

Mr Peace is currently awaiting DNA test results hoping to dismiss rumours that he is in fact the result of that historic encounter way back then..........